In my family, from my father’s side,
each time you’re about to move to a NEW PHASE in life,
You’ll get a lecture from my grandfather, Tok Pa.

Be it when you’re stepping into secondary school,
moving into college, finally being conscious of the opposite sex,
getting married…
Although I said lecture, it’s not in a nagging way.
It’s real- grandfather to grandchild-
talk about life.
Last night,
I got my ‘transitioning into university life’ lecture- Part 2.
(Part 1 got triggered from last week)
After he’s finished with his part,
he asked me what else I’d want to know about.
I mentioned about how scary it is to meet people that you really just can’t agree with in college.
TOK PA:
Ah, about that.
I think it’s better to ask those who have been through this same thing.
As if it was God answering our call,
Mak Su (my aunt) entered the house looking flustered from work.
She paused after sensing the silence and realized that Tok Pa and I were looking at her for a long time.
MAK SU:
What?!
TOK PA:
(smirking)
Why don’t you ask our social butterfly there?
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And so this got one person to reminisce back about her old life in college.
How she had a bad reputation,
got kicked out by her dorm mates,
joined the cooler dorm mates…
Feuh, what a way to start her first semester, right?
Then my dad jumped in on the conversation too.
He recalled what a glorified creature he was back in the old days.
DAD:
I was friends with a lot of the seniors back then.
The guys of my batch were extremely jealous of me!
But they can’t do anything to me!
Because they were afraid of the seniors.
Yes, that’s right.
NOBODY had the guts to bother me!
(cackles)
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And when you’re in university,
you really can’t avoid getting some weird people in your room.
My dad didn’t describe much about his dorm mates.
But Mak Su had a really dangerous mixture of roommates.
There was one girl who kicked her out of her dorm earlier,
One girl who sleeps naked in her bed with a big knife under her pillow,
and one really emotional girl by the name of Susila Anak Kambing
(An example of the name since I can’t remember it correctly)
MAK SU:
The third girl was the most problematic.
Each time when we’re saying something like,
“Hey, I feel like eating lamb.
Aku rasa aku nak makan kambing la.”
Then she’ll start shouting,
“Oh, so kau nak makan bapak aku la?!
Kurang ajar kau!”
She’ll get so emo about it and locked herself in her room for the longest time.
I mean, we were talking about lamb’s meat! Not her father!
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When my dad continued on how he was the envy of his peers,
JAZ:
(whispering)
I think my dad is still living the ’sorority life’.
MAK SU:
Let him be.
He can’t let go of it.
DAD:
Of course I can’t let go of it!
‘Sorority life’ rawks~!
Yeah, believe it,
Your papa rawks!